You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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