I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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