i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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