fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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