If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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