Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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