i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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