Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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