just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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