I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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