Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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