Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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