My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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