I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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