if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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