I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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