Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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