He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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