Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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