Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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