You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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