i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
home. puking in laundry basket.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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