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say what?
wanna hang out?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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