Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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