I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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