sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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