So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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