we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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