I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
