Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
