Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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