Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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