dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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