also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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