The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I wear drunk well.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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