Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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