All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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