Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?

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(760): View more from California

genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex

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(602): View more from Arizona

So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.

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(207): View more from Maine

I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?

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(352): View more from Florida

I used to practice getting hit by cars.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.

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