My first STD was from a foam party
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.