ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.