I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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