So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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