no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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