i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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