I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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