I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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