wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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