I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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