His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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