Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Your cock deserves a montage
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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