You made me cry and you don't even care
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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