I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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