I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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