He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
is it fun? or sober?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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