she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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