i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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