So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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